I've recently celebrated my anniversary as a Private Escort, in this time i've analysed what makes our date occur with more ease, flow and passion as well as learned some peeves i have discovered.

I thought I would produce my own guided list on being a modern gentleman client.


Negotiates his way to a booking with ease and doesn't bellow down the phone outside residence


Arrives and leaves discreetly


Can clean his cock and his feet


Is aware that facial hair is sometimes scratchy and thus uncomfortable for a lady - my skin is sensitive, if you have rough stubble do not be surprised if our kissing is more light


Knows when not to ask personal questions (Never, unless he knows me well)


Does not suggest how I might improve MY business


Possesses at least one pair of decent underpants


Avoids grubby old vests and socks that molt all over the floor


Turns his mobile phone to silent or off during the session


Does not arrive carrying a large bag that looks like something suss might be in it


Knows tips are not required, but also that haggling on the rate is not acceptable - i would likely never see you even if you tried this once!


Doesn't tell me his name is one thing then tries to use another when booking again


Is unafraid to say what he requires from a booking - I'm the last person to judge. The less shy you are the more fun we can have


Provides my donation discreetly in an envelope - makes me feel less objectified and more like we are on a steamy date


Arrives at a meeting exactly at the agreed time. Not early, not late


Is good with his hands (and knows when not to grope, my breasts are real = sensitive, be gentle. If i feel pain it's an instant turn off)


Has at least two interesting things to say


Can undo a bra


Looks appreciatively at me


Is not incomprehensible in his requests


Can read a profile and not ask daft questions that my profile already answers


Knows the difference between kissing intimately and slurping


Can provide orgasms


Can prepare for a booking within 5 texts


Avoids speaking to me if he sees me in the street, nod if you must acknowledge me but provide me the discretion you also require


Would not go to the gross brothel up the road


Knows the difference between CIM and COB


Sandals? No. Never


Wears a condom not a look of disdain


Demonstrates that making love is best done within the allotted duration


Knows that I have rules for a reason and he is not the exception